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Optimal Human Energy & Mellow Mints

Premium Cotton • Unisex Fit • Made in USA

$14.99

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Two mints. Two states of mind. One tin that goes everywhere you do.

Optimal Human Mints are fast-acting, zero-sugar mints that shift your state in minutes — not hours. Reach for Mellow to melt away the stress of the day and lock into calm, clear focus, or Energy for a smooth, clean lift with none of the jitters or crash. Both are built on real, functional actives and a full daily dose of B-vitamins, wrapped in a crisp, refreshing mint flavor.

Just let one dissolve whenever you need to reset your state — and know that every purchase directly helps keep Alex Jones on the air.

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WHY AM I ON THIS NEW SITE?

Globalist financial rules forced these Methylene products off the main store.

This site exists to keep them alive, available, and moving forward — and we need your support now more than ever.

HOW YOU'LL FEEL*

TWO FORMULAS, ONE RITUAL

Reach for Mellow to wind down and lock in, or Energy for a clean lift — same crisp mint, opposite effect.

FAST-ACTING BY DESIGN

You feel it in minutes, not hours. Just let one mint dissolve whenever you need to shift gears.

SMOOTH FOCUS FROM L-THEANINE

Both formulas use the calm-focus amino acid L-theanine to sharpen attention and take the edge off — no jitters.

FULL B-VITAMIN BOOST

Each mint delivers a daily dose of B3, B6, and B12 to support natural energy and a clear head.

ZERO SUGAR, ZERO JUNK

0g sugar and 0 calories per mint, with a refreshing mint flavor that freshens your breath while it works.

YOUR POCKET RESET BUTTON

30 mints in a slim, travel-ready tin that lives in your bag, car, or desk — calm or energy, always within reach.

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